What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 04:06

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
How can someone in your family purposely try to destroy your reputation?
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-All the bad guys are black.
-J W Pepper
Why do women consider 80% of men as unattractive?
From Russia With Love
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why does Boko Haram attack its own Muslims?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Octopussy
—— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Goldfinger
Has anyone shared his wife with a friend? How was it?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
Live and Let Die
Diamonds Are Forever
Moonraker
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?